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  1. “Yo Bilta–I want a picture of your smiling face to put on my desk in my home office”, I exclaim as I pat him on the right shoulder. (4/25/2019)
  2. “It’s about as useful as the numbers to yesterday’s lottery, yo”, the digital.technican responds as he peers into the microscope. (4/24/2019)
  3. “I don’t want to quickly tap dance for some quarters while you watch me, Bilta–and, yo, don’t poke the velociraptor fossil.” (4/24/2019)
  4. “Welcome to the digital.planet HDMC1, Bilta–yo–we call this: the fourth rock from the second digital.sun past second digital.andromeda.” (4/24/2019)
  5. “Not great adventures–not bad; not the best; above the baseline or the competitors“, the announcer on the digital.TV slowly speaks. (4/24/2019)
  6. “I’m starting a new digital.kinestésico body bootcamp, yo”, Bilta replies as he settles into the couch, “I mean like, kinda, tomorrow.” (4/24/2019)
  7. “Pick A Topic–something current, timely and interesting: explain both sides–then, let the reader decide;yo–be neutral.” (4/23/2019)
  8. A Brief Observation on The Utter Absurdity of Average Humans Drinking Pastuerized And Homogenized Dairy Products, Yo (4/23/2019)
  9. “Never lost a poker tournament”, I continue speaking to Bilta, “the secret is not the tell; it’s knowing what you want, yo.” (4/22/2019)
  10. “Your Crutch becomes The Noose; pro-tip: whomever does the work grows strong; the strongest, almost, always wins, yo.” (4/22/2019)
  11. “Hey, boss”, Bilta continues speaking as he sips his soda and laughs, “I got a digitalnotice that you’re done with digitalparole, yo.” (4/22/2019)
  12. The Slacker’s Manual For Exploring The Entire Universe In 0.3937493 Nanoseconds: short stories on big topics with little words (4/22/2019)
  13. “I’m not really into an open heart; Bilta, I’m into an open wallet“, I reply as I sit back down on his sofa, “I got bills; a family.” (4/21/2019)
  14. To Be Continued… The Misadventures of Bilta and That Random Dude That You’ve Never Met, Before, But Think You Know, Yo! (4/21/2019)
  15. “Bilta!! Why do you keep staring at me? I feel really uncomfortable, awkward and anxious–yo, please explain your actions.” (4/21/2019)
  16. “Prone to the darkness; prone to the light”, I continue speaking, “that’s why I hang out with bad people–at a large distance, yo.” (4/20/2019)
  17. “You’ll have to constantly guard yourself against the good person trying to be cool; a nice person who wants to suck.” (4/20/2019)
  18. “Nothing personal, Bilta–I, just, don’t really want to see your face, right now“, I reply as I get up from his couch and turn around. (4/20/2019)
  19. ANTI-HERO: a brief treatise on the fundamental flaw of being a small mind in an extremely large world while keeping individuality (4/19/2019)
  20. “I just want you happy and to leave; I’m a simple man, yo; I have simple wants; simple desires; just, please leave, right now.” (4/19/2019)
  21. “Great job, Bilta–you’re a huge hero for extremely lame and boring people, yo“, I continue speaking to him as I roll my eyes. (4/19/2019)
  22. “Bilta–please. You’re creating stories in your head that I have major problems to justify coming around to help me, now.” (4/19/2019)
  23. “I’ve changed my mind”, Bilta declares as he closes the lid of the digitallaptop, “let’s go mountain biking–I want the rush.” (4/19/2019)
  24. “Yeah–I started writing a blog about my true love; the sparkle in my smile”, Bilta takes a sip of his soda, “Wayne Gretzky.” (4/18/2019)
  25. “Wild times, yo!”, Bilta replies as he grabs a handful of palomitas, “that’s the only way that I can describe that kickass vacation!” (4/18/2019)
  26. “This place is great–especially because you are not here! Bilta–why would I want to change that? Consider those things.” (4/17/2019)
  27. “I’m sorry–but, I only allow random strangers that I don’t know to sleep at my house, Bilta; I don’t even want family here, yo.” (4/17/2019)
  28. “Sometimes, you need to make a joke that is not particularly funny–yo–see how people react; the real hidden biases.” (4/17/2019)
  29. “Random fact about me, Bilta”, I reply as I roll my eyes, “I also studied Global Conflicts and Ancient History in college; neat, huh? (4/17/2019)
  30. “Slackers unite; but, we’re probably not going to do much; listen to music; drink soda–yo, there will be dip and chips. (4/16/2019)
  31. “If you don’t like my comic books, Bilta–make your own, yo. You know, like, something like, create or STFU.” I roll my eyes. (4/15/2019)
  32. “Jamie “hold my coffee–I have an idea, yo” Smythe”, I respond to Bilta as I roll my eyes and shrug, “like, whatever.” (4/15/2019)
  33. “I’m really into dinosaurs”, I respond to Bilta as I turn my head forward in the spacevehicle, “like… that’s what gets me going.” (4/15/2019)
  34. “Not everyone is going places, Bilta”, I continue speaking as I sip my cold soda, “but you–you’re going places.” (4/15/2019)
  35. “Well, Bilta”, I reply as I recline the seat, “don’t forget–it’s always a good time to have a good time, or, don’t, I don’t care.” (4/15/2019)
  36. “Bilta–make up a new name to tell people in public. Don’t be so straight-forward with people you don’t know, yet.” (4/14/2019)
  37. “So”, I continue speaking to Bilta as I close the front door, “I’m really thinking of getting into extreme street walking–like doing things while I’m out.” (4/13/2019)
  38. “You’ve always been a pain”, I reply to Bilta as I hand him the digitaltissue, “that’s not the point–so, anyways… want to grab a pizza?” (4/13/2019)
  39. My digitaltelephone beeps; a new message has come in; about time that something interesting happens around here, yo. (4/13/2019)
  40. “Take some time together before you come around here”, I reply to Bilta as I close the front door; I’m glad he has a digitalcompanion. (4/12/2019)
  41. “Why do you love others and hate yourself? When you look in the mirror–don’t see great, or awful, but say, “Yeah, I’m Ok”; turn the fist on you.” (4/12/2019)
  42. “The best way to hurt someone else is to punch yourself in the face; so, you should right now and never stop.” (4/12/2019)
  43. “If I go left–I’m fucked; right–I’m done; up and I’m down; and, down and I’m out”, I say to Bilta as I settle on the couch. (4/12/2019)
  44. I set down my digitalcopy of Tom Sawyer; it’s a good book; maybe, not the best; above average–maybe, my fav. (4/12/2019)
  45. “I’m afraid; tell me a story”, Bilta replies as he scrolls through the images of the digitalcompanion robots on the pantalla. (4/11/2019)
  46. “We’re relatively close, geographically; but, we are at a different time; all-the-same, we use a universal standard for time per zone.” (4/11/2019)
  47. “Nothing to Something to Everything to The Standard: Average person in an average town doing slightly abnormal things”, I type. (4/10/2019)
  48. “You get used to your failures; that becomes your crutch; the hard way is to not try; the obstacle to success is false confidence.” (4/10/2019)
  49. A Small Family Owned Business: A story of hope, triumph, disappoinments, struggle, and, all of the issues, and challenges (4/10/2019)
  50. “You only get as far as you go; you only win what you don’t lose; you only have what you don’t give away.” I sip my coffee. (4/9/2019)
  51. “So, I have a TV station that shows a different type of program–something like inspirational and shit–it’s, like, really cool and awesome.” (4/8/2019)
  52. “Fortunately, my problems will be here tomorrow–they’re not going anywhere. So I can just have a soda, some music and relax.” (4/8/2019)
  53. Bilta stands up from his recliner; he knocks over the large tray that the waiter is carrying; full of coffee; I’m outta here! (4/7/2019)
  54. “Success is a powerful feeling; that you’ve made it; that you’ve arrived–that you are there!”, I tell Bilta as I recline in my chair. (4/6/2019)
  55. “It’s just awkward and strange, and I don’t know what’s going on so I’m just, like, going to stick to focusing on work.” (4/4/2019)
  56. The How-To Little Guide To Large Problems That You Don’t See But Should Probably Do Something About: A quick read (4/3/2019)
  57. “You have to look at situations individually; always is a generality that doesn’t imply certainty; it’s very lazy.” (4/2/2019)
  58. “I don’t hate you–I just want to help you think this through. Do you think a banana costume is appropriate?” (4/1/2019)
  59. “Hey, Bilta, I’m going to give you my personal email. If you ever need to contact me–just send the message; it’s always beside me.” (3/31/2019)
  60. “Nobody in a nowhere town doing nothing: a fast-paced memoir of the most boring time of my life.” (3/30/2019)
  61. “I could say a lot of things and make several points but, at the end of it, would be three words–you don’t care.” (3/28/2019)
  62. “Sometimes, two rights don’t make a right; two people with good intentions can still make a mistake.” (3/27/2019)
  63. “When you’re in your 20’s, go to college–take as many classes as you can–read books when you have time.” (3/27/2019)
  64. “If you come over, I’m going to offer you a beverage–soda, coffee. If it needs to be said–I apologize for being awesome.” (3/25/2019)
  65. “So do you want to get married and leave this place; send back pictures; do you want to take a chance on caring?” (3/23/2019)
  66. “Maybe, you’re supposed to stay in the toxic relationship; take the bad situation and improve it; stay when you want to leave.” (3/23/2019)
  67. “I’m not anti-happiness–but I think that there is a better way; draw your happiness from those around you.” (3/20/2019)
  68. “What is it in us that makes us want to pull down others–who rises by diminishing? When can we let it go?” (3/18/2019)
  69. “Yeah, I`m hideous. Worst of the worse! Terrible. Horr-i-ble! Did I say hideous?“, I pause, “so like… did you want to go grab a pizza?” (3/17/2019)
  70. “Well, Bilta, you have other people syndrome. You look for excuses instead of opportunities-you decided that you’re a loser. (3/7/2019)
  71. “You’re in denial–I’m not. You are lying to everyone, including yourself–no one trusts you now. (3/4/2019)
  72. “You’ve vastly over-blown my vague curiousity for down-right obsession in your review of my, rather, boring and hum-drum day-to-day life.” (2/16/2019)
  73. “Really, the only people that are going to like you are the ones that think they are better then you.” (1/8/2019)
  74. “You´re going to learn a bad lesson about life. People leave; friends go away; you´ll be alone before you´re together.” (12/13/2018)
  75. “I don´t know why you think that I care what you do in your life–I´m just gathering information so I can decide what I´m going to do, in mine. (12/11/2018)
  76. “Let´s roleplay. I´ll start: Hi, my name´s Bilta. I have no education or experience. I know everything. (12/9/2018)
  77. “Relax, agresivo. I know that you are having fun but you are bigger then them, and you are scaring the lwentqs.” (12/5/2018)
  78. “You can`t cure bored and angry doing the same things that got you there–you have to try something new.” (12/4/2018)
  79. “There´s actually a point to having good self-confidence and not being relient on the opinion of others.” (11/28/2018)
  80. “You can´t hang on to something and care about it; you can´t grab something without damaging it.” (11/26/2018)
  81. “You don´t know that person–you should err on the side of caution. If you f#ck them over, (11/23/2018)
  82. “You´re going to have to fight to get what you want. You will have to be proactive and defensive.” (11/22/2018)
  83. “You´re not wrong. I´m saying that you´re not right. There´s a better, more fair, way to look at it and go about it.” (11/21/2018)
  84. “If you talk to me directly, you´ll find that it´s very easy to communicate. Give me a chance to show that I respect you.” (11/20/2018)
  85. “When you´re always wanting, you never appreciate what you have. That´s when and why you lost it.” (11/15/2018)
  86. “Don´t get used to feeling bad. When you feel bad, be aware of what you do. You can´t let it go but you can see how you are.” (11/13/2018)
  87. “Careening in the direction of self-actualization, we dump everything that gives us pleasure and brings us down.” (9/29/2018)
  88. “I´m a lover of the small things–holding hands, walking together, small gifts, intimate dinner.” I pause; I sigh. (9/28/2018)
  89. “At some point, you´re just going to say fuck it and you´re going to do what you´ve been putting off (9/23/2018)
  90. “Show up. Leave a reputation. Never apologize. Look forward. Extreme optimism. Strong realism. Engage life.” (9/21/2018)
  91. “All you can do is not contact me again”, I declare into the digitaltelephone as I hit the power button and the device shuts off. (9/20/2018)
  92. “You prob shouldn´t stare into the camera when you take the picture–I mean… do you ever blink?”, I tell the writer. (9/11/2018)
  93. “This is why I like to have a heavy blanket at night when I sleep–I feel secure”, I tell the writer as I shift in my seat. (9/8/2018)
  94. “Hey–do you want any help getting out of that hole that you dug for yourself, and then fell in?” (9/3/2018)
  95. “The smart action is somewhere between yes and no; the power of bargaining to get exactly what you want.” (8/30/2018)
  96. “I think you´re masking your depression–what´s your house look like? Is it clean and put together?that´s a good indicator.” (8/26/2018)
  97. “I would like to be friends but my superficial clique, family, and that random guy in the corner don´t approve.” (8/25/2018)
  98. “Well, I don´t think you should be in charge of any humans–because you´re faking, and most people aren´t faking”, I tell the waiter. (8/23/2018)
  99. “I´ld kinda prefer if you don´t like me and stay away–I mean life´s hard and I got it handled so let it, me, go.” (8/21/2018)
  100. “In the real world, a job has a salary range–based on title, experience, location, education level. A postive attitude doesn´t matter.” (8/21/2018)

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