08 Jun “You’re just supposed to check the size of the container of coffee that she has”, I reply, “so don’t get, too, fancy, yo.”
“But”, Bilta replies as he cries in the corner of the living room, “it was just one time, yo.”
“That’s one time too many”, I reply as I punch him in the face, “but, anyways… we have other work to do. We got a mystery yesterday that needs to be solved.”
“What’s that?”, digital.Bilfty2.1 exclaims as he sits up on the couch, “did I miss something?”
I roll my eyes.
“You didn’t miss anything”, I continue speaking as I sigh, “but, anyways… we have been asked to clean up mayonaise from the digital.pantalones on Planet IMDNW.”
“Sounds like shit”, Bilta explains as he blinks his eyes, “can I do something different?”
“Ultimately–it is up to you, yo.”
I lean forward and pick up my soda; I take a sip; it’s cold and refreshing.
“So anyways”, I continue speaking as I turn my head to Bilta, “it appears that you are out–so, just, me and digital.Bilfty2.1 will go and handle this mission. There’s hotdogs in the fridge–grill some up and we’ll have a little party when we get back. It should just be a quick trip–a little, tweak, of the digital.programming.algorithm and, everything, should run smoother there.”
“Can we do it from here, yo?”
“It’s an interesting idea, Bilta”, I reply as I roll my eyes, “but, we need to be there to see what happens when the code is changed–I want to see how the digital.robots change behavior. Then, if we need to make more updates–we’ll be in a good position to do that.”
“Yeah, sure”, Bilta explains as he sighs, “I’m just going to take a nap and cook up some hotdogs. See you when you get back–good luck, yo.”
“Hey”, I reply as I get up off the couch, “thanks. You really took one for the team. So, we’re going to go on the mission–see you when we get back.”
I pause; I turn my head to him: I sigh; he ain’t good for much.
“So”, I continue speaking as I turn to leave the living room, “there’s digital.agua in the refrrigerator. Don’t drink it all, asshole.”
“Yeah, ok”, he replies as he turns his head back to the digital.TV, “so, anyways–I’m going back to sleep. See you when you two get back, yo.”
“Whatever”, I continue speaking as I turn my head to Bilfty, “let’s head out–I want to finish this mission and get back to check the, newest, episode of Lettuce In digital.France.”
“Yeah”, digital.Bilfty2.1 replies as he turns his head to me, “I love that show, yo.”
I lean down and pick up my bookbag; I sigh; it’s never easy.
“Let’s go”, I continue speaking to Bilfty2.1, “see you when we get back, Bilta.”
Bilta turns his head to me; back to the TV; shuffles on the couch.
“Yeah, ok”, he replies as he puts his feet on the small wooden table, “I’ll be chilling here until you return.”
I roll my eyes; abnormal intelligence, poor timing and lazy.
I shake my head.
“So anyways”, I continue speaking as I sigh, “bring a digital.bathing.suit–there’s coconuts and a hot tub.”