"Bilta--your cactus project skills are excellent!", I reply as I shrug, "but, I am going to have to let you go--need to cut costs, yo." » Y G H M®: the stories, yo
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“Bilta–your cactus project skills are excellent!”, I reply as I shrug, “but, I am going to have to let you go–need to cut costs, yo.”

“Bilta–your cactus project skills are excellent!”, I reply as I shrug, “but, I am going to have to let you go–need to cut costs, yo.”

“But”, Bilta replies as he pulls the digital.lever and reclines the chair in my living room, “I thought that I was doing great.”

“You were”, I continue speaking as I turn my head to the digital.TV, “and, that’s the problem–you are making digital.Bilfty2.1 jealous.”


“Yeah”, I reply as I put my feet up on the small wooden table, “I don’t want animosity on my team–I hope that you understand that.”

“So am I getting fired, yo?”

“Bilta”, I reply as I roll my eyes, “why are you so fucking dramatic with everything–no!”

“I’m not getting fired?”, he replies as he turns his head to me, “well then what’s happening to me?”

“You’re getting a promotion”, I respond as I turn my head to him, “I’m going to just keep dumping work on you to show him that you are capable of more–fuck that assholes abnormal intelligence and poor timing.  I want you to boss him around–be a real cut throat leader for him.  Show him how you are devious and dasterdly and some, random, shit.”

“I’m not sure what you are talking about”, Bilta replies as he turns his head back to the TV, “what are you talking about, yo?”

“Basically, Bilta–you are going to get an asset.  I want you to have a human that you control.  You will mold him and turn him into a valuable piece of property for the business.”

“I think that’s a poor choice of words, boss”, he replies as he sighs.

“Yeah”, I respond as I shrug, “I don’t know what else the fuck to call it–just keep building, growing him and being ruthless in making him into a real badass motherfucker.”

“Um”, he replies as he grabs a handful of palomitas, “is there any point to this–you want me just to harass him constantly for your benefit?”


“I refuse”, Bilta replies as he turns his head to me.

“I know you will–that’s why that you are actually getting fired from the cock cactus project.  I only have money in the budget for one person to handle the herding.  I wanted to see who was going to cave in first–thanks for your work.  You get a small pin that you can put on your backpack–I want you to remember when you fucked over your team for your own benefit.”

“Um”, he responds as he turns his head out the window, “so… I gotta to be honest on this one–I’m not, really, sure what just happened–but, that was kinda cool.  That’s what you want me to do on Digital.Bilfty2.1, yo?”

“Yeah”, I reply as lean forward and grab a handful of digital.papitas, “he’s too soft–he just keeps thinking that smarts win.  I want you to teach him that loyalty and ethics matter–there’s a reason for this.  Just keep things going–he’s smart as fuck, yo.  You’re the boss–I don’t know what the fuck the deal is with you two but make sure that he keeps this job.”

“You don’t want him to loss this job?”

“No”, I respond as I shrug, “my competitors are waiting to get my trade secrets–I can’t just let him go and risk him falling into some one else´s hands.  If you want to keep your job, you need to figure out how to keep him at the job.”

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